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no matter how many years go by ‘waka waka’ will always be the world cup tune
fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
just like…. live for urself. live unapolagetically and genuinely because you werent born to impress anyone you were born to be you. and if you want to change yourself, change, you should be whoever you want to be. its all going to be fine and youll get to where you want to be and all you should worry about is taking care of yourself and doing what you want to with people you love and who love u. thats all u need yknow
kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going
“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process.
u know in full house when stephanie is just trying to live her life and tries to do something simple like putting the radio on in the car and instead accidentally reversed the car into the kitchen?? that’s how i feel i’m making my way through life
adults, while forcing all children above the age of 5 to sit still, be silent, and obey orders for 7-8 hours a day with minimal breaks, reducing their exposure to fresh air and sunlight to almost nothing, forcing them to alter their natural sleeping patterns to increase productivity, and repeatedly telling them their self worth depends on their being able to follow these instructions perfectly for 13 or more years: kids these days are so lazy! they never go outside! they never want to do anything! clearly it’s not because of us!
Every. Single. Time. I see Katie McGrath in ANYTHING I physically cannot believe how one person can be so beautiful?? Does not compute
The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.
“Books don’t offer real escape, but they can stop a mind scratching itself raw.”
— David Mitchell - Cloud Atlas (via bookporn)
anyway reblog this and write what ur name means in the tags
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
me: i won’t get jealous
me: who…that… :+)… .…
whaddup guys it’s achilles and today we’re going to talk about why you shouldn’t let your boyfriend wear your clothes
Nobody says ‘huh’ quicker than a person that heard exactly what you said
I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.
I hate it when ppl are like “on a scale of one to ten” fucking bold of you to assume I can count
i like a lot of male celebrities but then i see nikolaj coster waldau and i’m like yes That one
me: *reblogs picture of actor with unique spelling of name*
me: *eyes person i’m reblogging it from and copies their spelling*
me: i’m trusting you
If the person in possession of my voodoo doll would PLEASE hug it
Doctor: show me where it hurts
Me: *shows final episode of merlin*
If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl
this website is basically the seagulls from finding nemo except they say “mood” instead of “mine”
eurovision voting is literally awkward silences and unfunny jokes between the country and the studio which is literally me in a social situation
brb calling FOX to cancel Europe (2018)
me, burning my passport: what is europe? idk her
In all seriousness we gotta stop inviting Australia to Eurovision because one day they are gonna win and host the next show and we are all gonna have to watch it at noon like peasants.
of course eurovision is confusing for americans i mean the one with the most votes actually gets to win
note to self: stay quiet to remain mysterious and also to not embarrass yourself